CV televizijskog urednika

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Ja sam urednik televizijskog programa. Dok vrtite moje kanale, nećete ni osetiti kako se vašim stomacima razliva jeza i privlačnost ka užasu i strahu. Počnite od prvog kanala da uživate.

Forenzičari prikupljaju dokaze za sve ljubitelje DNK sa kapljica krvi ili dlake mrtvaca. Policija sa Majamija je najpopularnija u istragama i kriminalu, pucanju i hapšenju. Na drugom kanalu su žene masovne ubice, a za sve romantične gledače ovog žanra možete pratiti i parovi ubice.

Zatim, nudim vam popularni rijaliti šou, koji prikazuje scene iz realnog života ljudi: njihovo ponašanje, stavove, oblačenje, inteligenciju i drugo. Snimimo ljude 100 dana 24 sata dnevno, zamenjujemo žene po kućama, zatvaramo ljude bez vode i hrane na pusto ostrvo, menjamo lični opis kandidata, biramo najlepše manekenke, sve to bez imalo njihove privatnosti, vama na tacni.

Valjda, kad me već pitate, ljudi vole da se osete živim dok gledaje mrtvace i ubistva, osećaju slobodu dok gutaju filmove o zatvorima i kriminalcima i pomisle na tren šta je ljubav kad vide prevaru i izdaju.

Volim svoj posao jer ljudima dajem ono što traže.

CV of a TV editor

I am a television editor. As you flip my channels you will not even notice the chills and feelings of attraction towards horror and fear spreading through your stomachs. Begin your enjoyment with the first channel.
The forensic team is gathering evidence for all DNA fans from drops of blood or the victim’s hair samples. The Miami police are the most popular in investigations and crime, shootings and arrests. On channel two we have women mass murderers, and for all the romantics of this genre there are also serial killer couples.
I have also provided for you popular reality shows, which follow the life of actual people: their behaviour, attitudes, fashion sense, intelligence and so on. We film people for a period of hundred days, 24 hours a day, swap wives, leave them on deserted islands without food or water, do makeovers, select the most beautiful models, without giving them any privacy, for you to observe.
Since you asked, I guess people feel alive as they watch victims of killings and murders, they feel free as they devour movies about prisons and criminals and, for a moment, think about what love is as they watch betrayal and deceit.
I love my job because I give the people what they want.

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